Since I can't get ahold of him on the phone....

Happy Birthday Ken!

A new feature in my lj:  Stupid Quote Critque.

'If you think you can or you think you can't, you're right."

This is utter bull.  It doesn't matter if you think you can do something, that doesn't mean you CAN do it.

I could THINK that I can be a olympic-level gymnist; that won't MAKE me an olympic-level gymnist.  I could think I could explode this ( Read more... )

Someone must have declared today as "talk to friends you haven't seen in a long time" day ( Read more... )

I was at the doctor's the other days, and I came to a wierd realization.

I think that the story of the birth of Christ has forever planted fear in the mind of every woman who has heard it.  What is this fear?  That somehow, someway, they will become pregnant without having had sex.

Imagine it!  You wake up one day and are pregnant.  No one will ( Read more... )

I hate being sick.

One of the talent of those of us of the Delia clan is insanely fast reading.  Take THAT, incredibly long and not that well-written book!

This talent can be both a blessing & a curse.  It is good when what you're reading isn't all that good, because you finish it faster.  It's bad when you acutally wanted to savor the reading.

You'd think it would be ( Read more... )

So I forgot my camera at a friend's house last weekend ( Read more... )

Awesome!  Colbert took us off notice!

SCORE!!

1.  This is why gift cards suck:  They cost the reciever money.  Why?  Because you can never find something the EXACT right price.  So you end up having to spend money, or waste at least a couple dollars on the card ( Read more... )

I got the movie The Incredibles for Christmas, and I got around to watching it on Friday night.  It's been  bugging me ever since, just like the first time I saw it in the theater.  I couldn't bring myself to really like it.  I finally figured out why.  Here are three reasons; two nit-picks and a real, honest-to-goodness reason.

1.  The mom’s voice ( Read more... )