Apparently banillacoke does not like me very much.

I'm glad that more than 500 of you do!

...and we'll fix that. I still have all of heavenly_melody's comments in my email, though the job of copying and posting them is much bigger than I have time for right now. I'll do it when I have a chance.

I think we'll all miss her.

Heaven is still awesome. I finally got some sex today: a 3-way with John Holmes and Princess Diana. It was heavenly having my ( Read more... )

I heard that Prince died, but then I found out they meant Prince Rainier, not the cool one.
What was strange was the flash of "OH NO!", followed by, "I get to meet PRINCE!", followed by, "Shit! Wrong prince".
Not very christian of me again, huh heavenly_melody?

I just learned that my body was cremated last Saturday.

~*blink*~

I guess you really can't ever go home again, huh?

It's been crazy up here in Heaven since MC Fresh Karol (Pope John Paul II's new name in Heaven) arrived. There have been non-stop parties and festivities. It's kind of like what I remember Spring Break being like: lots of people inebriated and partying, with lots of indecent exposure. If I had a video camera I could make an "Angels Gone Wild" video ( Read more... )

As you would expect, it has been wild up here in Heaven since the Pope died. There's been parties and parades and all kinds of stuff. It's been keeping me very busy. Plus, word got to me that the Pope wants to meet me in person, something that is unusual, I hear. Popes get rapper names when they come to Heaven, and I hear this one will go by MC ( Read more... )

I am pissedThe way housing works here is that everyone can have a private bungalow, unless you choose to live with another person, or a group of people. Families often share homes, and women tend to have room-mates until their husbands arrive. Men generally live alone, and children tend to live in small clusters with grandparent types who look ( Read more... )

OK, wow... things just went crazy here in Heaven. I think the Pope just died. Everyone is freaking out.

Edit: Apparently not. But preparations are still going on like crazy. It will be soon.

OK, I'm in Heaven now, finally. It's not at all what I thought ( Read more... )

*gurgle*

*croak*

I'll report from Heaven soon.