Does anything good or...normal every happen here? I mean...do you ever just get to have a normal month or lie on a beach somewhere or actually rehabilitate people? I'm not complaining...just wondering ( Read more... )

[Sam has just woken up from a particularly vivid nightmare about Maryann. His voice is heavy with sleep and he is breathing heavily after waking with a start.]

Did...we start taking on water while I was dozing?

...hey, Veronica...Miss Mars...

I'm Sam Merlotte, and it seems like I'm your warden now. So...I guess we should get to know each other a little bit.

So, I guess this is what a flood is all about. I seem to be in one piece and, uh, in my own body. So, I guess I can't complain yet.

Hey, I wonder if you can eat tribble...

Well, hell, if I'd known this place was gonna play host to half of North Louisiana I'd of stayed home.

Shit. I could have handled it if Sookie hadn't showed up.

There seem to be enough interesting people to make up for it though...I guess. I heard there are two Captain Kirks here. Weird.

Hey, anyone know if the pub is worth going to?

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Well...this isn't exactly Louisiana. But I guess that's what I wanted. It's not the bar or Bon Temps and Sookie's not around. There are presumably no mythical creatures running around unchecked, which is a nice change. So, I guess this will do ( Read more... )

Character Name: Sam Merlotte
Series: True Blood
Age: Late 20's/early 30s
From When?: Sam comes to the Barge at the end of season 2, after the Maryann snafu but before he goes to his adoptive parents to try to find his birth parents.

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