I have this memory from high school.  I can't remember what year it was  - maybe junior year.  My mom and I were driving to somewhere for something - I can't remember at all.  But we took a detour in Columbia.  It was in the spring, and classes were in full swing.  It was a dreary day.  My mom and I felt slightly panicked when herds of serious- ( Read more... )

I couldn't sleep last night.  I did write a lot though.  Relative to what I normally write.  Which is nothing.  Six pages.  Seven?  It started with me explaining why, if I kill myself in the near future, it's most certainly going to bite me in the ass.  I really looked at it from several different standpoints - a multi-sided die of suicide if you ( Read more... )

It's probably for the best that I had acne and braces.  Otherwise I would have destroyed lives.

So I went on a date with Dan Heagney.  I'd say that I have to really search myself in order to find the part of me that finds him attractive.  That part of me is almost definitely the one that is happy only when my penis is inside someone else.  ( Read more... )

So, yes tomorrow is the dance. I'm wearing some black pants, a shirt with buttons on it, and black shoes. I was seriously thinking about asking Caitlin to come with me at the last minute, but once I played out all of the possible reactions in my head, I decided agaist it. Heck! She wouldn't even give me a proper hug today during the parade! ( Read more... )