aladdin shows some arabic pride;

[thatrapscallion]

You know, there's been a lot of craziness on these pages lately, and the primary byproduct I've been noticing is that the Aesopeans have been placed up on some sort of pedestal as the 'best' Tale group.

Now, I don't want to stir anything up - the Aesopeans are a perfectly boring nice group of Tales. Some of my best friends are Aesopeans, I swear!

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[perussiscientia]

Arabics in the house say what!?

[thatrapscallion]

WHAAAAT.

[perussiscientia]

Now do we raise the roof? I'm new to this.

[thatrapscallion]

That sounds about par for the course.

Alternatively, we could always drop it like its hot.

[neigh_sayer]

I'm sorry. What?

[thatrapscallion]

Come on Luna, join us! You'd be a welcome addition to our ranks! I mean, it's not like there are any ass jokes made about the Arabics! You'd be completely safe over here.

[neigh_sayer]

Are you high?

I am the Ass, Murdock. Like it or not. If I "joined your ranks" which is IMPOSSIBLE, I'd still be the Ass. And there are about 5,000 ways that I'd love to kill you right now for even bringing it up.

[thatrapscallion]

Ahh, but you'd be an Arabic Ass. And we have the best asses. I'll wear my sexy jeans next time I see you to prove it.

... that's a lot of ways.

[scheherazading]

I feel it should be noted that, officially, I have no opinion on the 'best Tale group' within our community.

And, officially, I am discouraging any lines drawn in the sand!

Officially and unofficially, however - Murdock Varletti, you are ridiculous.

[thatrapscallion]

Quite alright, Velvet darling! I fully understand that the intricacies of politics forbid you from officially getting involved in matters such as this. Thus is why I took it upon myself to be your spokesperson, and voice those thoughts which diplomacy forbids you to do yourself!

Don't worry - we'll be trumping those Aesopeans in no time!

[priceonyourhead]

Be New. Be Better. Be Modern.

[neigh_sayer]

Don't encourage him!

Make Tale Love, Not Tale War!

[rubythrone]

[The writing is shaky, because Miles? Is laughing as he's trying to respond.]

This is all incredibly ridiculous. But I have to agree: why does there have to be a 'best' Tale group?

[neigh_sayer]

Precisely! We should all stay safely united in our awesomeness.

A house divided against itself cannot stand!

[thelionraines]

Your devotion to your Tale group is... truly inspiring, Murdock.

[thatrapscallion]

You can be devoted to my Tale group too!

No hidden fees! No down payments!

[thelionraines]

Tempting offer, but I'll have to pass if it means turning on my own group. Can't do that.

[thatrapscallion]

You can bring friends!

Especially the girls.