Alright, all this... Snow and... Winter... It has twelve hours to melt! My birthday's tomorrow and I am not bloody celebrating in sub-zero temperatures! That's the rule! So get to it! Anyway, two hundred and twenty... three, tomorrow! Not gonna bother with a party or anything, it's not a biggie and I can't ask anyone to go outside in this bullshit ( Read more... )

[So Australia just wanted to cook up some snaggers for breakfast when he suddenly found himself back in the 19th Century. 1879, to be exact. He doesn't look a day older than 15 and is wandering the streets of Mayfield barefoot. You might find him

A. Creeping around your backyard, trying to chat with any animals you might have there. And maybe lure ( Read more... )

[Sand. Everywhere. For a minute or two, Australia thinks he's dreaming or that he's gone home again. But this feels too real to be a dream and he remembers Mayfield too clearly for this to be one of those trips back everyone was talking about. Besides, he knows his deserts ( Read more... )

[The first sounds you'll hear over the phone is possum chattering and the crashing sound a phone makes as it is knocked over. The possum makes more possum noises, almost as if he is trying to communicate something! If any of you do speak possum, it's along the lines of “000, send help! The building is buried by some strange white dirt! There also ( Read more... )

Alright, so not only am I gonna miss the first test of the Ashes but apparently some dickhead thought it'd be funny to stuff the turkey full of blood. That's just creepy, guys, cut it out. This isn't even my bloody holiday. Now the place stinks and Sam's covered in the stuff, he looks like he's killed someone ( Read more... )

[There was food, of course he ate it. Even if it was a bit gross, this is the man who grew up on English cooking, it's like a French feast to him. After he gets changed into khaki adventure gear, Australia feels the need to make a dramatic phone call.]

Well, ladies and gents, we've all had our fun, but now it's time to get to business. The Great ( Read more... )

Right, I'm... Back, or something like that. I mean, not that I left, but fucking hell...

First things first, what the flying fuck is going on? I'm hearing some shit about hazmats, Russians and gas and I haven't got any fucking clue about what's going on so fill me in.

… Anyone died yet?

So... Little party thing at Jacko's. Who's going? That lot didn't strike me as the friendly type, nice of them to open up.

[A while after the phone call, Australia will be wandering around the library, reading anything that catches his eye and browsing the shelves. Feel free to catch him in any section- from the children's section to the non- ( Read more... )

Right, um... Fuck, how does this go?Listen, Hozza, TaiTai, sorry about the mess Wy made the other day. I told her to only go over if I was late, but it sounds like she got a little overexcited and.. yeah. It's all Snowy's fault but I'll pay for the flowers and if you lot wanna repaint the house I'll pay for that too ( Read more... )

 Well, all in all, that wasn't so bad, was it? Nice night.

Quick warning to everyone on Partridge though, uh... Eucalyptus leaves are deadly poisonous, but only if ya eat 'em. They're actually useful as, but keep an eye on any pets or small children that waltz by my backyard, alright? Right then.

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[Anyone who comes by the Kelly household will ( Read more... )