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[the1_true_satan]

I've come up with some pretty good things, as far as evil goes. But all of the things you people hate the most wasn't my fault. It was God's

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[cinicolives]

I thought this might be of interest, Lucifer. (Hope you don't mind that we're on a first name basis.) If it makes you any happier in your fiery doom, they put your name ahead of God's.

[the1_true_satan]

So God scrawls "SATAN RULES" on his backpack and I date the quarterback.

Fantastic.

[cinicolives]

You know Satan, I'm your first friend. Doesn't it give you that warm, fire and brimstone feeling inside?

[the1_true_satan]

You know, Voltaire said it best when he sang this:

It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile, even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil..
I'm lying through my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need!

However, I'll add you since that will ensure that your soul is mine once you die.

[azailia101]

satan, i've always believed you were a figurehead and a scapegoat for peoples problems.

[the1_true_satan]

Why, thank you. Your opinion of me really does matter, in the long run.

[_dubya]

ooh satan where do i rank on that list?!

[the1_true_satan]

I wouldn't say lack of intelligence isn't really evil, but I would say that having a bad user name is.

[endgamemax]

shut up Satan, you're like Barney compared to her: http://netkun.com/pockemon/story/0305/s5_0305_02.gif

she is the ultimate evil!

[the1_true_satan]

Oh, yes. A drawing of a young girl reading from a book. Terrifying.