I need a pretend job I can pretend to resign from

[the7thescape]

I think that I'm going to be an astronaut. And resign because life in outerspace is not fulfilling. I'll actually be writing my resignation FROM space, effective immediately. What do you think

Comments

[spankyalien]

you ARE cute and funny...but somehow I don't think that will help your grade

[breathefromcoma]

Actually, I've gotten extra points for humorous writings before. If all else fails, tell a joke.