And on the 8th day, I smoked a fat doob.

[the_1_true_god]

Sorry about the lack of updates, my devout. Decided to take a God-nap, which is usually pretty lengthy.

Taking a vote: Who would you folks like to see God kill next? Accepting nominations...

Comments

[stillbourne]

OOOO,
Horray for Homicide!!!!

Dont care who you kill, just so long as I get to harass them for eternity!

[riddlev]

I'm an advocate of the Kill Bono Society of The Universe. And, um. You should kill Bono.

Please.

[the_1_true_god]

Tempting.

Especially since he still sings Sunday Bloody Sunday.

Hmmm.

Nah, he's been doing some good works.

Love,
God

[angelbum]

Well...I'd say George Bush..but you and him are good buddies :P

So...how about all australians?

[the_1_true_god]

Fuck the fuck out of you.

-God

[angelbum]

oh, come on God, have a sense of humor!!!! I know you and that idiot aren't friends..he just wants to use you because everyone thinks you're hip and stuff..but..alas..GDUB will never be hip and cool..just a moron until someone assinated him.

[hummingalong]

I'd also say Bush, but please save the Australians.

[genki_yasha]

Tom Cruise.

[the_1_true_god]

Ooooo! Tempting!

Hm. But if I do it right now, he might go to Hubbard's heaven.

I gotta do something about that.

Love,
God

[abstruse_soul]

NO. TOM CRUISE. Please.

[genki_yasha]

Thank you, soul sister.

But God really does have the final say in this, and if now is not Crazy Tom's time, well, then, we wait.

[distort_japan]

Squirrels, they're basically fuzzy tailed, plague carrying vermin and they are everywhere around here.

[purplesquirrel]

Squirrels are God's minions. You'd better watch out.