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i burned my arm with an iron. it is ridiculous and puffy.


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some jerkhole stole my bike! right out of my backyard! it's a blue mountain bike with a left side rearview mirror and a gold padlock around the seat pole. motherfuckers. it's my dad's bike. i filed a report and i'm off to go look for it. jerks!!

there was a gigantic female fly i just smooshed in my kitchen. how do i know it's female? once i squished it, i checked the carcass for life and there were live, wriggling little white maggots crawling out of the corpse.
lesson: always squish flies with a paper towel, not your hand.

now, off to qdob' with becky!

i was rollerblading the other day and ran into the construction on wealthy. the road pavement was beautiful and smooth and relatively car-free, as the road closed signs were up. but i had to return to the sidewalk, which looked complete as well, but in actuality had a coating of thick, nasty oil-based industry-grade white paint as a finish. i didn' ( Read more... )

my 15-year-old cat milo likes spaghettios.

garfield randomizer.

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