Now now, let's not get horribly offended by me yet. Let's wait till I give you a reason. Won't take long ( Read more... )

It seems as though it has been an eternity since I've done one of these crazy update things. Probably due to the lack of internet connectivity. But now that that problem is solved, here I am. And I have an issue which to ramble on and on about. Those little rubber bracelets you can buy to support something. Like breast cancer, or some other form of ( Read more... )

I don't know what it's called, or what it's about, but it looks like hell. Oh, hi everyone. It's been awhile I suppose. I most definitley forgot anything I was going to post, so I'll ramble. How is everyone? Um, I'm going to Vancouver if Jobish and Cameroon will still have me. Also, tell me their address.Um, if I remember, I'll be back. Keep in ( Read more... )

Hey everyone who I rarely talk to. I don't have a computer right now. So my phone number, she be 909 6670. Give me a call. I love each and every one of you. Especially one Ryan Dutchak, and to a lesser extent, the elder Dutchak. Well, BYE!

If it were real, I would go back in time and slay The Cure. They started all the depressed mopey rock that has evolved into emo. Emo can eat a dick. It can eat a black guy's dick. It can eat an entire bag of dicks. Because emo sucks. Not the music, the style. The music is generally pretty good. Not the lyrics. They piss me off too. I don't want to ( Read more... )

I was looking at some of that freaky Nexus stuff that people are doing. I fucking hate it when stupid pop girls have a picture with their toungue out, or like, a funny hat on or something, and a caption that says like, " OMG, im so wierd!!!1" I want to slay them. You can't just call yourself weird. If you are truly weird, generally you don't know ( Read more... )

OK ladies and germs. If anything of such utter importance ever occured to me, this is it. I've known about this for some time, thanks to the friendliness of coworker James. It's a movie made by a batfan, featuring Batman, the aliens from Alien, and Predator. HOly fucking shitchristsicles. I give link now. Read more... )

I was playing the Emogame the other day, the one about George Bush. And there's a part where you walk on a big graph of presidential acheivments starting with Ron Reagan, then Bush Sr., Bill Clinton, and finally George W. The first two guys fucked shit up, and lost all sorts of money, but no one cared. People liked these first two presidents, ( Read more... )

I just got home. It's 11:30 in the a.m. I have to work in about an hour. That is the best thing ever. Except for my big tub of Rolo ice cream that I am currently ingesting. Ice cream tastes really good to get rid of the beer and vodka taste in the mouth. But it was most definitly a great night. I think. Thanks James, your home has a place in my ( Read more... )

This is the first update in quite some time, and I am partiaclly drunk, so it'll be the best thing you ever did read. Except that I really have nothing to say. I sometimes feel like I get ignored. But I also feel that it is because nothing I have said or done for anybody really matters. I mean, I'm like the sauce on a pizza. It's alright, and you' ( Read more... )