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[the_big_z]

OH GOD!

Like everyone else, I too have been affected by the island's magical mojo! My boundless reserves of raw courage and male bravado have been stripped from me. Like a crawling baby bird, I am helpless and meek! I will require hugs and nurturing. From women. Men, some money to help ease my psychological pain would be nice.

I'm just- *sniff* so- *

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[heroic_commoner]

No.

Just...

No.

[the_big_z]

But I'm frightened and vulnerable!

[heroic_commoner]

Yeah, that's nice.

[yo_yo_mercenary]

...Oh.

I'll help you. In exchange for a few things, of course.

[the_big_z]

Sexual favors?

[yo_yo_mercenary]

No. No, not for me. Perhaps if you do something else in exchange...

[the_big_z]

I like a woman who knows what she wants, especially if it's me. What do you want?

[penitentsoul]

Women are always the solution to your problems.

You're no little man, Zapp! Just grow another back bone!

[the_big_z]

That sounds awkward, painful, and expensive. I would much rather have my whirlwind of feelings assauged by a beautiful woman!

[pastoralpeach]

O-oh... are you all right, sir? Is there anything specific you need to help you feel better?

[the_big_z]

Only the nightly companionship of a beautiful maiden can ease the burden burdening my burdened heart. *sniff*

[pastoralpeach]

Nightly companionship? Talking to you at night...?

[the_big_z]

Something like that.

[royal_puppet]

Sir? Are you all right?

Is it the personalities switching again...?

[the_big_z]

My personality has been switched! I am without hope!

[royal_puppet]

That's unfortunate. May I help you in any way?

[the_big_z]

Any way?