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[the_big_z]

Amazonia, hmm? Fascinating place. Full of ancient, mysterious customs, as well as thighs like tree trunks. I'm quite glad I remembered that particular peccadillo. Never accept a dinner invitation from a woman with a name like "Oonga". That has to be how it happened. Damn my desperate charitable attitude towards the rituals of courtship!

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[da_beat_is_on]

Damn, you got pecadillio?!

[the_big_z]

Learn from my stellar example, young man. Perhaps someday you, too, can make it with hot alien women.

[da_beat_is_on]

...Don't it, y' know, ooze?

[the_big_z]

That's generally the objective, yes.

[alluring_rogue]

[the_big_z]

No need to worry; they meant nothing to me. I'm free to accept your spank- nurturing anytime.

[alluring_rogue]

Oh, did I hear you say shank-nurturing?

*Whips out Peshkatz*

[the_big_z]

Ah, into the kinky stuff, are we? I like that in a woman.

[ace_of_11s]

You're… really disgusting.

Someone please tell me that not all men here are like this guy…

[the_big_z]

You shouldn't be too hard on them. Not everyone can be this successful and attractive.

[ace_of_11s]

Successful and…?

Ugh.

Do you even know what those words mean?

[the_big_z]

I'm far too busy to play Dictionary. Lots of memories to recover, women to please sexually... You know how it is, I'm sure.

[heroic_commoner]

You're almost making me miss last week.

[the_big_z]

I'll admit, it was nice to get a break from my adoring fans, but you know what they say: when you fall off the horse, make lemonade.

[heroic_commoner]

I don't even know where to begin.

[penitentsoul]

I see that you're back to your usual self, Zapp...

[the_big_z]

Indeed! You can stop crying now, I'm completely recovered. Weep for me no longer! But if any visitors of the estrogen variety show up, I'm still affected. Catch my drift?

[penitentsoul]

I wasn't crying to begin with. It's good to hear that, but... why you would want to keep this up?

[the_big_z]

Because otherwise I'll never get laid Because sometimes a man has to show his softer side.