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[the_big_z]

My friends, it pains me to learn that most of you seem to have been taken in by the devious lie being perpetrated that somehow places me, an innocent bystander, as the true culprit of this heinous panty-snatching. I know that a man of justice and righteousness like me has a lot of enemies, but I never could have imagined that one would be so bold

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[bamf_with_wings]

You speak of honor? Your vile mouth is not fit to utter the word.

Izuru is clearly not at fault, so I suggest you cease your false accusations immediately. Continue, and I will tear a limb off for every further falsehood you utter.

[the_big_z]

You'd have to get in here first! And I wouldn't bet on it, because this cell is pretty hard to get into. Or out of. Not that I've tried.

[bamf_with_wings]

If you think a few steel bars are enough to stop me, then you are sorely mistaken.

[blitz_n_chicks]

Uh-huh. You know, you're just gonna get in even more trouble if you blame other people.

[the_big_z]

They said O.J. wouldn't get found innocent either, you know!

[blitz_n_chicks]

O.J.?

[dontloseyerhat]

Ooii.

Hyu'z Zapp, jah?

[the_big_z]

Oh, god, the hallucinations have already set in! SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE!

[dontloseyerhat]

Hy herd dat hyu's been doing baad tinks to pretty ladiez, jah?

[the_big_z]

You herd wrongly, sir! You herd very wronkly ack, it's catching.

[holy_bitch]

You claim to be innocent?

[the_big_z]

I'm as innocent as I am godawfully attractive.

[holy_bitch]

...that's not saying much.

[magicbloomers]

So...you're innocent?

[the_big_z]

Like a newborn baby giraffe!

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[magicbloomers]

Then we have to unlock the truth to find out who really stole my panties! This sounds like a job for...

APOLLO JUSTICE, ACE ATTORNEY!

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[magicbloomers]

Oh, good, it looks like he already told you!