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the_big_z

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Oct 14, 2008 19:28

My friends, it pains me to learn that most of you seem to have been taken in by the devious lie being perpetrated that somehow places me, an innocent bystander, as the true culprit of this heinous panty-snatching. I know that a man of justice and righteousness like me has a lot of enemies, but I never could have imagined that one would be so bold ( Read more... )

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itsjustgel October 15 2008, 20:59:49 UTC

Um...

Are you really, really sure you're innocent?

If you need a defense attorney I could probably help.

the_big_z October 16 2008, 00:56:04 UTC

OH GOD I need your heeeeelp

itsjustgel October 16 2008, 16:01:53 UTC

Okay! I'm helping! Don't cry!

penitentsoul October 16 2008, 01:06:55 UTC

How is this my fault...? I had no part in this. If you haven't done what you're about to be convicted of, we can work it out instead of shifting around the blame.

the_big_z October 16 2008, 01:17:05 UTC

I don't see how we can "work out" you being a depraved pervert.

However, I will admit that I have a second suspect.

penitentsoul October 16 2008, 01:25:15 UTC

Jumping to conclusions isn't going to help in the least, Zapp.

... And who's this second suspect?

the_big_z October 16 2008, 02:11:52 UTC

The same little girl from last time!

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