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The most recent Republican ad campaign:

Airing a commercial of a girl Bush hugged because she lost a relative on 9/11/01.

Way to exploit 9/11, again, after you said you wouldn't.

It's not so much exploiting the event that perturbs me, though. It's that that is the only thing that he can exploit out of his entire failed presidency, and yet, ( Read more... )

Having a low moral standard is convenient when it comes to breaking the law. Unfortunately, while both dirty politicians and myself do it for personal gain, I simply do it at the expense of deep pockets while they do it at the expense of the people.

Current Maximum Penalty I Face: Approximately $95 million, or 40 life sentences. Nice.

Comparatively, my entries aren't very funny, I'm not particularly attractive, and most of you can't seem to be bothered with political posts, so I was just wondering why those of you who haven't filtered me out of your friends list haven't done so yet ( Read more... )

Bad sunburns itch horribly. Why am I saying this now? Well, as that I tend to avoid people, I usually only go to the beach in April, late September, and sometimes at night. When I went recently for the first time this summer (or fall), I figured that I wouldn't need sunscreen because it wasn't even sunny out. Yeah, yeah, I know that the sun is at ( Read more... )

If you update twice a day, every day, about what goes on in your life, chances are that your journal is one of the forgotten. No one cares, and no one reads it.

Stop posting.

Just because this is called "Live Journal" doesn't mean you're really supposed to talk about every little detail of everything that happens to you. No one cares. Be ( Read more... )

Everybody and their mothers (and fathers [PC]) know about the controversy surrounding Sinclair and their plan to air an anti-Kerry, 45-minute piece on 62 of their privately owned stations that span across the entire nation and reach millions of viewers - clearly a partisan and corrupted act. It was recently deemed legal by the FCC, which would just ( Read more... )

I haven't ever really understood how someone can get sick of their journal and feel the need to make a new one, but I'm sick of this journal, which is why I haven't been updating. Maybe it's the name: the_bungalow. What the fuck was I thinking? I'm going to keep it, but it'll only be for link-compiling posts like the two demos I posted awhile ago ( Read more... )

Sometimes, being hit by a car hurts.

Ben: Derrr, look at me, I'm *insert my name here*, I'm retahdedth.
Me: Aww, no, your name is Ben. But since you're retarded, I understand how you could get confused.
Everybody does commercial/television-related rants, so I've tried to steer clear of that genre because I'm not as funny when I write about that stuff since my emotions get in the way. ( Read more... )