Hurricanes May Effect Florida Presidential Contest (link stolen from girlyunderwearNow, if Kerry knew even one thing about running a successful campaign, he'd get his ass to Florida, help out, and make his presence known. As Bush exhibited oh-so-clearly three years ago, taking advantage and gaining the support of an entire population during a time of crisis is ( Read more... )

Are there any good movies playing at the moment? I feel compelled to go on a 20-mile bike ride, and the movie theater is my destination.

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%%%: Okay, I'm going to go vacuum now.
###: Why'd you wait until as soon as I got up?
%%%: I didn't want to wake you up by vacuuming.
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I've been feeling like quite a sinner lately, so I decided to watch a bit of Church T.V. with hope of receiving some penance. Coming away from that program, not only do I feel as though all of my sins have now been completely absolved, but I also picked up an interesting bit of information: the Catachisms of the Church's description of hell. ( Read more... )

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A man named Bush glorifying OB-GYNs without realizing the irony is almost too sad to be funny. Fortunately, in this case it's George W., and I could never not laugh at him. MSNBC feels the same way.

I think Dick Cheney should be the much-needed voice for urologists and proctologists world-wide.

I was watching some new reality show on Fox (I'm a fucking moron) following amateur boxers in a once-in-a-lifetime tournament and posing them with certain challenges along the way. The show was only mildly shitty at first, but I knew Fox would find a way to really fuck it up at one of the most opportune times. The fight, which I was curious to ( Read more... )

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OMG, THER R TUNS OF NEW STUDYZ TAHT R SEYING TAHT S0DA AN SUGR IZ BAD 4 U!

tihs iz s0 ghay, next thayl seyz taht raw egz an meet an lardz of fat r bad 4 me.

At least Fox News is focused on debunking such blasphemous scientific findings.