I feel like since you are training to become a PI, I could give you a little bit of help in reading between the lines (which will be useful in any criminal cases you might encounter whilst you are hanging 50 feet above the ground):
"I'm bi, but lean towards the guys I have a boyfriend, thanks." The person who wrote this is obviously confusing sexual orientation with my new grey and navy jacket I bought from Maggie's Boutique. My jacket is the shit, and it merely reflects my inherent coolness. It is original to me, and nobody else can buy it or fake it, because it fucking rules and that is that. Being bi on the other hand does not enhance your coolness or make you special. It makes you a human being experiencing sexuality, and a very indecisive one at that. Congratulations.
"I am a twin, two minutes older." This leaves a lot of questions to be asked. Is the author left-handed? Why didn't the author eat his twin while they were in the womb, like I most likely did? Sadly, eating your twin is cooler than being one (unless you are one of
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This leaves a lot of questions to be asked. Is the author left-handed? Why didn't the author eat his twin while they were in the womb, like I most likely did? Sadly, eating your twin is cooler than being one (unless you are one of those twins who can communicate using ESP, because that would be fucking great).
Oh my. I havn't laughed like that in a few days, thank you.
I'm glad nobody ragged you for making a simple error with your lj-cut. Some people did that to my brother when he applied (and was rejected), and it bothered me since I was the one who helped him with it.
Do you have any interesting stories about Good Charlotte? When did you meet them?
You sound like you could maybe be cool, but I don't really see it sticking out in your application.
And I hate to be the one to rag on you about your html, but honestly, didn't you look at your post after you made it? Also some bolding and line breaks would have been appreciated.
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"I'm bi, but lean towards the guys I have a boyfriend, thanks."
The person who wrote this is obviously confusing sexual orientation with my new grey and navy jacket I bought from Maggie's Boutique. My jacket is the shit, and it merely reflects my inherent coolness. It is original to me, and nobody else can buy it or fake it, because it fucking rules and that is that. Being bi on the other hand does not enhance your coolness or make you special. It makes you a human being experiencing sexuality, and a very indecisive one at that. Congratulations.
"I am a twin, two minutes older."
This leaves a lot of questions to be asked. Is the author left-handed? Why didn't the author eat his twin while they were in the womb, like I most likely did? Sadly, eating your twin is cooler than being one (unless you are one of ( ... )
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Oh my. I havn't laughed like that in a few days, thank you.
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being pregnant with your twin is cooler than eating it.
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Do you have any interesting stories about Good Charlotte? When did you meet them?
-Paul
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And I hate to be the one to rag on you about your html, but honestly, didn't you look at your post after you made it? Also some bolding and line breaks would have been appreciated.
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no.
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