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Three. Three of them. How the hell could I deal with three ( Read more... )

my god this community rules. brilliant ( Read more... )

'What's your name little girl?' said the tall man ( Read more... )

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For the first time in years, I was happy. I mean really, truly happy. Sure, I'd smile sometimes, or laugh, and generally look happy. But I was never REALLY happy, y'know ( Read more... )

Three minutes before liftoff, Clifford McPussy remembered why his last name is what it is. He wasn't ready for this, and no matter how many times he tells himself he is while buckled over a toilet with his cock in his hand in a balls-out frenzy to cap off in the restroom at Denny's, he never will be. With clenched fists, he attempted to grab the ( Read more... )

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Double Scrambled Top Secret Agent, Calvorca Lakeside, geared up in her white, leather catsuit and proceeded to slink into the back door of the local 7-11. She knew that, as cordial as the situation seemed, this would be her most perilous mission yet. As she creeped from aisle to aisle, assuring that the store was empty, she bugged the place with ( Read more... )