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Wait, what?
Someone please inform me as to what the hell is going on? Someone died? Mr. Rummy died?
Anyone? Anyone?
Please? The guy was just over here, the other day.. he fixed my door. :[ -
Giving meaning to pencil-necked-geek -- A dork or so to speak, tongue-in-cheek.
Well, the minions are doing their bi-weekly following that idiot trekkie around. All because I refused to come out of my room to watch their reenactment of saving Princess Leia from the death star. (Mump does not make an attractive Leia, not matter how nice his cinnamon buns are strapped on. That was my costume too; now it's all stretched out.) It ( Read more... ) -
Welcome Back Parties: NEVER AGAIN
My grand celebration was crashed last night. I only found out too late that Mump (still comatose from being crushed under a door) had send out invitations to everyone on my mailing list.
Of course I couldn't just be left alone to enjoy the party in my room, by my self. I was fed SPIKED Punch without my knowledge of its contents, Fireman'd over that ( Read more... ) -
I sense something; a presence I've not felt since...
Behold my triumphant return to the splendor that is my dorm-room. I have spent the longest I have ever been from this wonderious place and I don't plan on ever doing it again. THAT'S RIGHT NO MORE KIDNAPPING!
Ironically, my return was not unlike my heroes, Han Solo's, upon being delivered to Jabba. I was placed in a Styrofoam container (complete ( Read more... ) -
I know how R2D2 feels.
Been elbow deep in Darth Monarch's Not Death Star security system for almost a week now. I think i got all the bugs worked out, recoded the passes, rerouted the power usage. Yes, that means your flying thing should at least go faster then Han Solo trying to escape Bobba Fett.
Hopefully this means I will be able to return to my dormroom soon. I'm ( Read more... ) -
This is not how I imagined my first college field trip
In lue of my desperation yesterday I have managed to make my way back onto my beloved internet, but seeing how there is jerks in butterfly costumes looming over me, expecting me to be working I'll just cut to the chase.
I was rather rudely (with much touching, I might add) plucked (KIDNAPPED) from the safety of my dorm room and brought aboard this ( Read more... ) -
The Dark Side needs a light put on.
This update is a little late, but I was busy reconfiguring Wikepedia that every time you look up Star Trek it redirects you to the Encyclopedia Dramatica page about suicide.
Gentlemen! (and by this I mean Dethklok!) I was watching your Deathacution concert via youtube and I must say I was quite impressed with your level of carnage. It's not on par ( Read more... ) -
The coffee isn't working anymore
ATTENTION GENTLEMEN!!! (and some ladies)
I have not slept in one week. I shall now do so.
STAR WARS!
