I just realized that the hand feeding me is imaginary.  Time to use my own for once.

Fuck, I'm not getting it.

Today I received a package from Bennington College in Vermont.
Its contents were:

A bumper sticker
A frisbee
A vile full of Vermont Maple Syrup
A homemade chocolate chip cookie
A pamphlet displaying numerous uses for these items

Does anyone out there know how to make USC gimme more money?  Anyone?  Don't all jump out at once!

USC and Bennington, bitches.

Ladycans and Gentlecrats,

I, Paul David, am only slightly below extremely average.

If you didn't get my last entry (or didn't see it)

I FINISHED GRAVITY'S RAINBOW!  (Now it's time to reread it)

and I just about read Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas in one day.

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Follow the bouncing ball Foax:

There is a hand to turn the time,
Though thy glass today be run,
Till the Light that hath brought the Towers low
Find the last poor Pret'rite one....
Till the Riders sleep by ev'ry road,
All through our crippl'd Zone,
With a face on ev'ry mountainside,
And a soul in ev'ry stone....

Now Everybody-

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