If anyone asks, I'm not interested in any man who doesn't come with a crown. *glares at Arvedui*

Ahem.

Came into my room, saw this:


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Minas Tirith! Home of my long-standing emotional scars from childhood! :D

Anyway, since daddy's nowhere near this place I'm thinking maybe I can get a straw dummy and paint 'Aragorn' on its chest.

Or, alternately, I can get the green haired dude.

*hums newly improvised theme song and flings herself against the wall as Trotter and Gwathren walk

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( Rogue debates battle, asks to keep Hani hostage and reveals that her logic is not earth logic. Things are discussed. Mostly Hanild's disbelief Rogue can do anything but die in a fight among other things. Rogue says she'll be just fine, thankyou very much. )

Rogue: Nevermind. *brushes herself off* And if you'll excuse me, I need to go find a way to make a deal with the dark forces that surround us. Adieu
Hani: I thought she *was* the dark forces that surround us.

...but I couldn't find Celebel.

So I'm busy booby-trapping my dad's old room in case he comes back.

Yeah. My life is very full.

Look, the arse got me a paid account!

Now he has to let me get a personality!

...well, one I like anyway.

My pet Rohirrim's covered in cuts and bruises.

Fortunately, he's easier to mess with when he has a head injury. *pats him*

Well. Theo's a ferret again.

Since last time the leash idea failed miserably, I have come up with a solution.

This:

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I am oppressed.

I WILL NOT TALK! YOU CANNOT BREAK ME! BACK, BACK YOU DEVIL

I found a Hanild. We had a chat. Hopefully I got it across to her that she isn't the blonde on my hitlist.

...she seems nice. Obviously I need to find a better bribe to get rid of her.

I'm still finding mud under my nails. Next time Theo tries to kill me, going to make sure he does it somewhere *clean*.

( Rogue swears she has a good motivation for biting Hanild. In which travel, traumatic experiences (and why taunting Theoden about them is fun, though Hanild disagrees), parents, troublemaking and whether or not Rogue is like Frealaf is discussed. )