( I HURT AND YOU KNOW IT )

There is this hilarious website called "Overheard in New York". People submit things that they overhear in their every day lives, in New York City.

( I could not stop laughing at some of them )

So it has been more than 6 months since I''ve updated. Thought I'd break the drought, so to speak.

Today my PA pyjamas arrived. They are super quick with their deliveries; they have consistent unparalleled service.

( I got these )

DO NOT EVER BUY A CAR FROM GRAND PRIX MAZDA AT ASPLEY.

THEY WOULDN'T KNOW CUSTOMER SERVICE IF IT WAS A TWO DOLLAR HOOKER GIVING THEIR HALF-INCH COCKS SUCKY-SUCKY FOR FREE.

( You May Kiss the Bride )

People are unreasonable, illogical and self-centered.
Love them anyway.
If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives.
Do good anyway.
If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies.
Succeed anyway.
The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.
Honesty makes you vulnerable.
Be honest ( Read more... )

( Yeah I look so hardcore now. Watch out or I will run over you with my skateboard! )

I just had lunch with the famous and extraordinarily beautiful Sarah Anne ( Read more... )

If there is one person you can't stop thinking about, post this same exact sentence in your journal.

Upon realising that Dirty Dancing IS NOT coming to the Brisbane Entertainment Centre, I shed a tear, and then looked for something else to take my mum to for her birthday.

I AM GOING TO SEE GREASE, FUCK YEAH! And I bought us gold tickets, right at the front baby.

GREASE IS THE WORD!!!