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Taking a break
"Giant Penguins May Have Roamed Peru." We need more headlines like that*.
When I saw the headline "Goodell Briefs NFL Rookies on Conduct," I had to wonder, "Isn't she dead†?"
*Not quite as good: "Peruvian prehistoric penguins were taller than Danny Devito"
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Blah.
You know that saying, "Time flies when you're having fun"*? Well, I wouldn't know. And I want to track down the creator of that phrase and beat him to death with something . . . possibly the person who first said, "Money can't buy happiness ( Read more... ) -
Thank you.
To those who have mentioned stuff to me about the recent troubles, thank you for your concern. That name-calling and accusations persist does not surprise me - in fact, I expected nothing less. As far as I'm concerned, however, if it continues it can do so without me as long as it doesn't impinge on my interactions. So thank you for being ( Read more... ) -
They'll see . . .
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Annoying Cryptic Stuff
Sometimes, speeding down the highway of life, past the worn-out, twisted, strained, and broken metaphors littering the soft shoulder, you might see a fox watching you from the weeds on the other side of the ditch, looking amused, as if wondering where you need to be in such a fiendish hurry. Other times, a butterfly might plunge into traffic and ( Read more... ) -
I'm bored and my mind is melting from it!
If anybody shows any interest, I'll change the date on this post to 2008 so it stays at the top of my page. I don't expect to finish today.
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The Silver Lining
Someone just posted something that mentioned something that reminded me of something. Or something.
( I once turned a forty-mile bicycle trip into a sixty-mile ordeal. )