I think everyone who would read this has been sent facebook or hotmail messages to this effect but just in case, I got engaged on Boxing Day ( Read more... )

Nothing too crazy going on in the world of Jeff. Went to set up the graveyard at my parents house for Halloween and frightened children. Good times. Though the ewok costume really is starting to show its age. Must make sure to get new one accomplished for next year ( Read more... )

Both the team I follow not only lose (cause let's face it that's going to happen more often than not) but they both do so in game 7 with a team that had the potential to do damage, furthering my pain. And the only person that could actually make me feel better instead of temporary smiles now and then followed by more sadness, is in Ft. Mac. Lousy ( Read more... )

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Remember that Simpsons where Homer is telling the story of his failed mascot job in Capitol City? At the end of it Homer asks Moe why stories of self humiliation make you more popular. His reply: I dunno. They just do. So I guess that's what I'm going for since there is no other logical reason to share this information ( Read more... )

Today among getting some errands accomplished I went to the bank to deposit 3 dollars and 63 cents. Why you ask? Cause it made my bank balance $6,666.66. Even I can't figure me out on this one given the last few days. Meh.

As most of you are already aware I have a severe fondness for the horoscopes found in The Onion. And for no apparent reason I've decided to post mine this week cause it made me giggle ( Read more... )

Its short notice but there will be poker at my house sunday evening. So lemme know if you plan to show up and bring some money cause I'm not the bank of Jeff. :D

I've decided to write on the slurpee I'm currently having. Its simply awesome. The temperature, consistency, syrup concentration, its all pretty much perfect. If they were always this good I would be 800lbs right now. The only way to improve on this slurpee would be to make it larger or magically make it healthier without changing anything else ( Read more... )