My toes hurt.

I now longer feel like I'm melting. I've spent that past hour or so listening to nice music and looking at lovely images of nature and now I feel somewhat human. There was a short time when my thoughts were too fast and annoyed at everything despite me not genuinely feeling that way. Elsa and I were both to wake up at half past 9 this morning but ( Read more... )

Today has been a day so full and yet so empty. Like a man who has been inflated. Or perhaps like a balloon. That is more appropriate, I think. A day that has barely said its first words but is already so world weary, as though it had been forced to read an atlas since the dawn of time with nothing to serve as respite but a dot to dot edition of the ( Read more... )

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Ok so yesterday Elsa and I woke up much earlier than we wanted to but unfortunately she had education to attend and I had a coach to catch so we hurriedly got ready and annoyingly said goodbye to each other for another weekend. I made it to the station with plenty of time to spare and got my usual seat at the back. Soon enough some chap came and ( Read more... )

I'm extremely nervous about tomorrow and I feel as though I'm setting myself up for a big fall. I've made what is probably a very stupid decision to tell gags. Not proper gags because I'm not clever or boring enough to do that, but short snappy ideas that say what needs to be said quickly. My longer material is my better material but I'd be ( Read more... )

Today was a snowday; a term I'd forgotten exsisted in the years that I've had no need to use it. And it's such a load of bollocks. I know it's been a while since we've had to deal with the snow but, left to the mercy of a few centimeters of slightly hard water, society all but collapsed. I went to get some lunch one of the campus bars at about 2 o' ( Read more... )

If we ever live in peace as a species and spend eternity dancing with Hawaiian leis around our necks, the being that crushes mankind will come from the caves. Years will pass and the bacteria monsters dwelling within them will get stronger and stronger and they'll come along and melt us. And won't our faces be red! Watching the Caves episode of ( Read more... )

Richard Herring was good if a bit odd. More than anything it resembled his one man shows from a few years ago than a stand up set. Not as rambly or pedantic than before. Plenty of knob gags though so no harm done. Elsa again made me go and say hello to him afterwards (like she did with Stewart lee) and I reluctantly complied. I don't like the idea ( Read more... )

I began Saturday by eating a Greek wrap. It was a tortilla with spinach and feta and it was very tasty. My week of meaningless vegetarianism has made me feel no different at all, I merely wake up very hungry and then eat something unsatisfying. I suppose I will have to see where it takes me. Graham arrived at the house at about half 2 and a few of ( Read more... )