A little black kick dog is walking alone in the park across the road.

My wife thinks I am coarse.

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I'm thankful to not be involved in the ferocious and pathetic drama going on; if anything it's the folly of entertainment. Though I do want to stand up for a couple of friends and say this: they have no control over the penises or vaginas of others. If they did, they would be famous. Let's add that they have no control over anyone, just like the ( Read more... )

My giant-assed sectional couch $500

Large capacity washer and dryer, whirlpool, work great $250

How auspicious: my house has been on the market a week and a half and the fucker is under contract. Only two sheets under asking.

Holy assholes, a stab of good luck!

Made plans to leave current job, shareholders and staff informed
Share value under negotiation
House on market:
~Front garden dug in and mulched
~Flowers and shrubs planted
~Stuff all moved to wife's
~Kitchen painted
~Master bath stripped and painted ( Read more... )

we have flu

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Charles, you lucky bastard, I got you a filet of turbot to pan-fry. It's one of my favourite fish.

New fridge, new man.

The next muppet to sent me a "happy fourth!" text gets their undies ripped off and strangled with them.