My brother is a funny fucker. When we were in Germany, sitting with the alps behind us on the patio, drinking fine champagne, of course, we were taking the piss out of these young, trendy Germans behind us. They looked like a boy band--wife beaters, earrings and mullets. Frau Winkler was hanging with them, so we figured they were someone important ( Read more... )

What the fuck is a twitter?

I put my feeder out this weekend, and I actually *do* have a pet hummingbird.

His name is...

Damocles

I just received notice that a good friend of mine has quit swearing.

Is it wrong that I feel loss, grief... pain for what is lost?

Also, I bought my very first cardigan.

If you have not already, please e-mail me your phone numbers at the.colonel@gmail.com

New phone and all that.

Owweeeee.

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There may well be a bit of winter... shit tomorrow, which means my lovely co-workers will find excellent reason to sit on their colossal asses and eat chocolate ( Read more... )

Friday evening, after a crafty few in the local boozer, I met fuzz3, moonfl0wer and chasm at my pad. Video games, booze and Chinese food. Afterward I passed out on the settee.

On Saturday, I spend lazy time playing Oblivion, (thanks Fuzz) and reading Spook, penned by the same lady who wrote Stiff. Eventually, Sami and my boyfriend came and picked me up to take me ( Read more... )