Mark: "I'm not coming home until you're finished with that wench ( Read more... )

Though none of these were actually said in New York ...

On smiles
Jill: Why are you smiling like a buffoon?
Ilana: What? What do you mean? This is my normal smile.
[after some though]
Ilana: Well, maybe I am a buffoon.

On cues
Abhi: Err, Jill ...
Jill: Yeah, what?
Abhi: Do you want to stop riding the cue and give it to me?
Jill: Oh shit!

I love marshmallow ( Read more... )

Alex: And now you're a neurotic sea-sick fellow?
Me: Indeed :-)

On L'Hopital's Rule

Me: I have to take the car to the dealership tomorrow, and since the van's not driveable, and since it's really far and dealership won't drive me back, I have to stay there for like 5 hours. So I'm taking my calc textbook. I'm going to learn about l'hopital's rule in a fucking car dealership.

Mark: L'hopital's rule is cool!

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The writings on the wall,
In a bathroom stall,
In Holder Hall ...

Here I sit,
Broken-hearted,
I can't shit,
After having farted
-- Anonymous

Don't ya love Rocky?

il_cat (02:59 AM ( Read more... )

I need say no more. Just read evgenesis from a few minutes ago.

very, very happy>

The zings just keep coming!

cHAnMaN62 (5:09:44 PM): so you're special
BrownEyedGirlNYC (5:09:56 PM): no, i have boobs.

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