Chris Cornell's new guitarists tried to play some of Tom Morello's solos.

So I've come to a decision. I'm going to live under the bridge over at South Cobb Drive above 285W. I know what you're saying, "You dumb fvck, there's no bridge there." Well, true, there isn't a bridge there but I assure you that I'll be taking all of my belongings to the area where there may be a bridge in the near future and playing guitar hero ( Read more... )

For the first time in my life, I joined the 200 or so cyclists to do Critical Mass in downtown Atlanta ( Read more... )

Man it's been a long time! I'm also quite lazy, so for now, let's just have some quick hits!

Soon, it'll be summer movie season. Starting May 5th with Spider-man 3. That means I'll be at the theater about once per week. You're going too, you just don't know it yet.

Zawn convinced me to join Shelfari. Why the HELL aren't you there? Go, now, add me ( Read more... )

In an attempt to continue de-fatification I've been appending two extra miles onto my biking trek to Silver Comet Trail every weekend (one extra mile down, and then one extra mile back) in the hopes of making it all the way to Alabama by year's end. Seems the Alabama state line is 62 or so miles down the trail which would mean an ungawdly 124 mile ( Read more... )

So last year, I did a pre-emptive LJ post stressing the sheer level of blind conformity people adopt when they complain about having to make a fuss about V-day. Every year, people that claim to be independent thinkers sit down and right trite blogs about 'making everyday feel special for her' or 'not falling prey to corporate propaganda' which ( Read more... )

The alarm clock said 4AM, which was perfect since that was exactly the time that Bob had planned to wake up. He sprang from the bed, threw together an overnight bag, then hurled himself down the stairs of the apartment arriving in a heap at his own car parked at the door in the parking lot. Something was probably broken or sprained, but he didn't ( Read more... )

Oh sure I could sit here and proclaim the evils of certain ticket snatchin' bastiges, but I made a vow to leave this 'ere thing drama free. So, instead, I will say that said ticket snatchin' bastiges have become persona non grata and ( Read more... )

A few days ago, on these very pages, I mentioned that a travesty was revealed to me while I was vactioning in Hawaii. This thing, was so unbelievable that it shook me to spechlessness for a few moments and caused me to have to shake my head to regain my composure.

I was sitting across from lilcolumbian at Bubba Gump's Shrimp Company in Hawaii talking about ( Read more... )

Yeah, so I just spent a buncha time writing a myspace blog about the same thing. So what? I got insomnia since I took a six hour nap and I'm sittin' here waiting to get tired again ( Read more... )