So I was chattin' with a friend on Gmail's chat when a REALLY stupid comment I once made came up. I evaluated the stupid comment and realized that it was indeed misunderstood by all parties involved and I will re-visit the situation and comment along with what was really meant. Then, I will take OTHER stupid comments guys make and explain them to ( Read more... )

Lyron the Paladin stood on the coach, waving his sword in what he thought was a menacing manner and trying really hard to get Bob's attention so that he could strike utter FEAR into his heart. Bob, however, was much more interested in a Lifetime original movie called "The Ovary and You," which was a trilling documentary about female ferretlegging ( Read more... )

Before I even begin with anythin', lemme ask you something. Where are you gonna be on Saturday May 13th at 8:00PM? Wha? That's right, you're gonna be at crayola511's 31st birthday party over dere at dat Dave and Buster's in Marietta! If you can read this, then you're able to go. If I don't see you there, I will hunt you down and set your lips on fire * ( Read more... )

Bob sat at the TV flipping through the channels and realizing that there were no less than 113 channels that bore a striking resemblance to the Ovary Channel when he heard the door slam shut behind him.

"KRIKEY!" The eight-foot tall Australian accented Demon known simply as "Percy" yelled, "I swear, it's loik the whole neighbah hood's moved in ( Read more... )

100 points to whoever can tell me where that came from ( Read more... )

IN this corner, weighin' in at "Fat as Hell" with a height of roughly 5'11, we have The I-Talian St-Alian.."X" (I should note here that "Italian"=="Not Italian). And in the other corner, weighin in at .05 ounces with a kernel that just won't compile...GENTOO ( Read more... )

Bob stared in the bathroom mirror, shaking with abject trepidation. He gazed at the new Milette razor that lay on the counter top in its wrapper. Seventy-Nine blades. That's how many the Milette company felt men needed to get a clean shave now, seventy-nine razor sharp blades that were roughly as sharp as Hatori Hanzo's sharpest kitchen knives. ( Read more... )

Rather, isn't that what all these pro-atheletes say after winnin' da big game? Then, they get down there, they get drunk, and they puke all over Minnie Mouse (li'l biznotch prolly had it comin'). If it were me, I'd just mosey on to the Mouse-Land for my celebration, watch Captain EO about seventeen times, then fondle myself in front of the Magic ( Read more... )

Aighty, so I was talkin' to Vilheim online the other day when some random questions about random stuff came up. I figured, rather than respond to him individually I'd respond en masse to all of you. What follows here and in the next couple of entries (with one exception) is some shamefully live-journally style posts that explain some basics about ( Read more... )

"Mornin' Bob, pleasant day isn't it?" Tifa asked with a disturbingly peppy voice ( Read more... )