Gimme the BirdSitting in a char shortly after the thanksgiving meal, one has several thoughts in his or her head. The foremost of those thoughts: "WHY THE FVCK DID I EAT SO MUCH TURKEY!" which is usually followed by a hearty nap and several slices of some potent cake and subsequently more napping before everyone has seconds ( Read more... )

May 23rd..2005, a date which will live in INFAMY ( Read more... )

Bob awoke early, planning to get the 'ell outta the apartment for he had been fearing, nay, dreading this day ever since he set foot in this apartment. The day was October the 31st, Halloween, and Bob lived with an eight-foot tall Aussie Demon named Percy. This meant that, without a shadow of a doubt, horrible, terrifying things would be seen on ( Read more... )

Cue Obligatory Post-Concert Post ( Read more... )

It was early in the morning, and both teams were filled to the brim with a freshly made breakfast that consisted of omelets from a well-trained chef and various other breakfast meats and veggies. The referees pulled both teams aside, made them sign waivers, and promptly loaded up each person with a weapon, backup ammo, and basic instructions ( Read more... )

Okay before I begin this LJ entry, I have to share one of the single best news stories I've ever encountered in my life. Ya see, a few days ago, Vilheim showed me an article that stated that squirrels in some New York State parks and London residences have become addicted to CRACK! It seems as though drug dealers hide their stash in state parks or ( Read more... )

Bob stared out of the window of the apartment, a fear unlike any man has ever experienced gripped him and he had a full body shiver not unlike the one a person may experience when entering into a very haunted house. This apprehension wasn't caused by the 8-foot tall Australian-accented demon that he lived with, no, he'd become as used to that as ( Read more... )

Awesome show by the way, if you're one of those people that gets hung up on not watching something that hasn't won any awards, you can take solace in the fact that Tony has won a second emmy in four (or 3? er) seasons of the show. If you're like me, then ya don't watch a lot (read: any) TV, but you can catch seasons 1-3 on DVD! I won't go into ( Read more... )

Ah May, such a month of change and small hamsters named Hammy. Ya see, in this oh-so-fecund month (yeah! FECUND!) a lotta stuff happened, but the most relevant of which was that I was invited to go view a band called 30 Seconds to Mars. This li'l band is fronted by actor Jared Leto (Requiem for a Dream and the upcoming Lord of War), and perform a ( Read more... )

Ah yes, so DragonCon has finished for the 2005 year, and bow howdy was it a ride. I tell ya what, it was better than my first visit last year. Ya see, last year, I ended up missing the first day of D*C, and on top of that, I caught a pen cap in the eye resulting in me wearing my glasses and being barely able to see on the second day. This year, I ( Read more... )