I'm fucking useless and you know it.

This is funny. I'm going on a date with my boyfriend, using my dad as a spare tire that doesn't know.

I'll maybe edit this post later. Maybe.

Yeah, so we were watching The Miracle of Life in science today. That supposedly really gross video. So I sat through it and everything, trying to hold in my pee until I couldn't any longer and ran to the bathroom...

...to find that when I got back, the lights were on, and the TV had been pushed aside.

The lord loves me. XD

Since I haven't updated in a while (and I mean quite a while), I decided that I should tell you all a story that might seem utterly random.. But I just hope you'll get a kick out of it somehow ( Read more... )

So I finally saw Rent.

Yey for minimal Lj revamp...

My myspace, on the other hand, looks a bajillion times better. Yes, yes, I do have to admit that I cheaply just took the same polaroids from that layout and made them fit in this one >.Yes, I did animate the contact table myself. Wahahah. And I almost rewrote the whole revamp code.. And basically copied it into the LJ ( Read more... )

I'm feeling pretty proud of myself right now. I just opened up Adobe ImageReady 7.0 and figured out how to make my own animated .gif files, so here you have it:


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Hi, my name is Candice, and I'm fat.  No, you did not just walk into an Overeaters Anonymous meeting. I just wanted to get that out, right away. Some people might think it's not politically correct to use such a vulgar term. They'd prefer I call myself some nice euphemism like "cherubic," "voluptuous," or for those lovers of Xena Warrior Princess" ( Read more... )

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( According to Friday, November 4th's edition of the Dose, my horoscope was: You and your puppy switched bodies for the day. Now you're sitting under the table watching your human body sniff everyone. )