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[thebearjew]

Okay, now this pisses me off.

There's only room for one bear here and it ain't one wearing retarded little sunglasses and talking like a goddamn idiot. You're soiling the good name of bears, man!

Anyone who bashes this thing's brain in gets a free haircut.

[ooc; interruption allowed, of course.]

Comments

[thebearjew]

Well, no, if the bear isn't down you gotta pay I'm afraid. But I'm not paying for anything anyways, I'm not gonna pay for my own haircut.

[thebearjew]

No, you get the bear, I give you a haircut. No one pays anything.

Who's Teddy Ruxpin?

[bufferprincess]

Does it come with a free wash too?

[thebearjew]

I guess so.

[bufferprincess]

Bash a bears head in for a wash, cut and dry. Got it.

[thebearjew]

Not just any bear, it has to be that 'yo imma let you finish' guy. No loopholes here.

But it will be the best wash, cut and dry you ever get.

[not_so_smooth]

You, uh, do realize you're not a real bear, right?

[thebearjew]

Yes. Still, I gotta protect my title from any connotations with cuteness and dumb sunglasses.

[not_so_smooth]

Well, if it's any consolation, in the future it's associated with large, hairy, gay men?

Although, I don't really know why that would be any consolation...

[thebearjew]

...no, it's really not.

Are you sure it isn't associated with dashing war heroes?

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[hidesinrestroom]

How is it giving bears a bad name?

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[thebearjew]

Bears ain't cute, and they don't dress like that.

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[hidesinrestroom]

Could be a midget in a costume then.

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[thebearjew]

Still, the bear thing is my thing.

[thebearjew]

Do I look like the kinda guy who hasn't bashed in a few brains?

[thebearjew]

Well, I'm not a moral compass, ma'am, I'm a soldier.