[He's lounging somewhere in this dress, listening to someone play music and smirking to himself]

Now this is the sort of thing that should happen more often.

I could get used to this.

WHOEVER THOUGHT LEAVING ME STRANDED IN THE MOUNTAINS AFTER THAT LAST...WHATEVER THAT WAS WITH THE HOUSES WAS A GOOD IDEA IS GOING TO DIE.

I DON'T CARE WHO IT WAS. YOU'RE GOING TO DIE.

...

....once I find my scythe. Where in the blazes did that thing go anyway?

What in the name of everything holy is going on?

I tried to go out for a stroll and the ground floor is flooding. And now the apartments smell musty and I swear that smell is going to stick.

It's not raining, so why are the water levels rising? Is this another one of those "things" that just happen around here?

Do things of that nature happen often here?

Because now I'm stuck with some sort of pie and I don't know exactly what to do with it. Or whether it's edible. I do believe it might be chocolate.

And avocado.

...

These are the times when I wish He hadn't given you all free will.

I do hope you're all ready for that test I've prepared in Home Economics class, darlings. If you're not?

Well.

Let's just say you'll learn to fear the reaper.

[The microphone cuts in as if someone hit the buttons by accident]

----ugh ...my head... I swear this isn't a decent hour to be...

Where the...

...What.

WHAT?!WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS ATTACHED TO MY BACK?! Oh, Lord, please, please, PLEASE don't tell me this is my punishment! William! William, you sadistic ( Read more... )

[The computer is sitting on the ground, with its camera pointed toward the tents in the background. There's a long pause where nothing is shown on the screen, but off camera is the sound of something wet dripping onto the grass. When Grell's voice is heard, he sounds like he's absently talking to himself....They thought a curse would stop me ( Read more... )

[Oh so affected by the curse, he doesn't remember his vow to kill everything in the world. :|b ]

Yumichika~ I'm terribly bored. Let's go do something, hm? I can't stand being stuck in this castle all day.

You're going to pay for this, you stupid beasts. And not just you. All of your little toys here, too. Every single one of them.

Do you hear me?

You're all going to pay for this.

[Grell is dressed in a black suit unlike his usual attire, but he still has his deathscythe and his gloves on. He's standing on the battlefield, watching as people are fighting around him, but no one seems to notice him]

Busy as always. Wars always have been good for business.

[He looks down at the list in his hand and then over to a young man ( Read more... )