The Evil of the Outdoor CatYou say that like it's a bad thing ( Read more... )

You know, I'm pretty much against "democracy" and "elections", but Barack Obama's doing the right thing to attract my demographic:


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Some rather incompetent video editing by bram, but still... My first YouTube!

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Does anybody know where I can get some catnip laced with a little Polonium ( Read more... )

Hey everyone, get your ten minute hate on for Timmy the Cat!!!

Timmy has been violating the territorial integrety of my territory!

Growl! This is a job for Homeyard Security! I go out and growl at him and it would damn near curdle your blood to hear it.

"I'm sorry," bram says to the neighbor woman. "I don't know what it is about my cat and yours. I ( Read more... )

My deepest apologies to the Dear Pet. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for giving me the opportunity for re-education. I do not know how I can ever atone for calling you a "bad kitty."

I was arrogant to call myself a teacher when I myself had so much to learn. I look back and shudder to think that I taught the wise Chinese children to sing ( Read more... )

I know bram has an Amazon wish list, and it's his birthday and everything.

I'm not a feline to be outdone, as in, ever, as in a knock on the door in the middle of the night and anyone who tries to outdo me is done in, right?

Right.

So bram isn't going to get away with being the only one in the family to publicize his wish list. My wish list is better ( Read more... )

The tree climbing was just practice...


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It's TREEson, I tell you! They stand down there dissenting and photographing and there's not a fireman in sight!


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