Kofi Annan ( Read more... )

You'll never believe what's happened to me!

I'm being held by the International Criminal Court in the Hague on suspicion of Rodentocide ( Read more... )

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Crossposted to miceparadise:

Excuse me, but I am new to this community and may not know the proper etiquette.

Would this be a proper place to post a personal ad along the lines of "cat seeks mouse"?

Thank you very much!

(I have always believed there were mice in paradise...)

My first community posting

Well, well, well. Look who the cat dragged in.

It's Boswell to my Johnson.

No sooner does he show up but he starts dissenting!

I will not tolerate it!"Let me out!" I scream ( Read more... )

Now that I, The Chairman Meow, can type my own entries, I can dispel the wicked horrible stories that bram has been telling about me!

I am not an evil scary cat who uses harsh strongman tactics to hoard power and quell dissent. I am a wuvvable bundle of wuv who is covered in soft fur and I just want to rub up against you and have you pet me! I ( Read more... )

I have decided to become a Sith Lord.

Haha, won't everyone be surprised when I use my light saber as a can-opener! When I use it to cut through the window and finally give Mister Squirrel a proper Sith Lord introduction!

Oh, I don't think anybody's going to be surprised by my Turn to the Dark Side.

I mean, what turnFear me, rodents, for I can ( Read more... )

While those Chinese protestors are getting so worked up about Japanese atrocities being left out of the history books and trade imbalance and all that--

Nobody is noticing that the role of cats in the Chinese Communist Party has been completely excised from world history! I bet when you all think of Mao Zedong you all think of a human--instead of ( Read more... )

"So you see, Mr. Chairman," the man had said, "You present a contradiction. As a Siamese cat, you represent Siam, or modern Thailand, but through your persona as Chairman Mao"--"Meow!" I corrected him--"Your persona as, um, let's just say Supreme Leader, hails from Mainland China. This is an inconsistency, and I am curious as to how you can ( Read more... )