If you are male and you see this girl, immediately clutch your crotch and back away slowly. Better yet, all men should start wearing cups at all times. God knows I've started doing just that.


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I got home from classes today and opened a beer. I was waiting for Ernesto to get home so that we could decide what to eat for dinner and everything. There was a knock on the door and while it wasn't expected, it wasn't outside the realm of possibility for one of us to get a package or mail that required a signature. I opened the door to discover a ( Read more... )

To: drothschild@meridian.edu
From: fsfitzgerald@meridian.edu
Subject: Re: velvet elvis

Let me tell you, there's a lot that a girl can do that's creepier than looking up a guy's email address. She could look him up two years after he broke up with her for getting him arrested and tap dance on the roof of his car. Even if the car is a piece of shit.

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I wonder at the willingness of those who court prison with a glad heart. Three months in a New Jersey county jail were more than enough to ward me off of the charms of tossed salads and a fine game of drop the soap. Oh they make it seem glamorous on a show like Oz, but I'm here to tell you that prison rape isn't something that's desirable or fun. ( Read more... )