Comments | thecrack_up: Notes From A Prison Fish

thecrack_up

Notes From A Prison Fish

Mar 17, 2010 22:06

I wonder at the willingness of those who court prison with a glad heart. Three months in a New Jersey county jail were more than enough to ward me off of the charms of tossed salads and a fine game of drop the soap. Oh they make it seem glamorous on a show like Oz, but I'm here to tell you that prison rape isn't something that's desirable or fun. ( Read more... )

back in the saddle, here comes mr. sunshine, 90 days of hell, ernesto the boozificent

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tollingforthee March 18 2010, 15:30:18 UTC

... Scott?

SCOTT. WTF. SCOTT.

Jesus Christ, you hobo. What. I'll be right over. Wtf.

tollingforthee March 18 2010, 15:52:37 UTC

Oh yeah. Uh. Which seedy motel are you in? There's like fifty.

thecrack_up March 18 2010, 22:39:29 UTC

I'm staying at The Sportsman Motor Lodge just outside of town. It's next to Lucy's Truck Stop. It would seem you can park it in the rear, there.

tollingforthee March 18 2010, 23:02:27 UTC

All right. Yeah. I know the place. On my way.

wilde_genius March 18 2010, 16:02:36 UTC

Prison? You poor thing. I have a terrible aversion to prisons, they're so dingy. I am in the Mass Media course, as it happens.

thecrack_up March 18 2010, 22:41:17 UTC

If you have notes and are willing to share? You could be my new friend that's only slightly less adored than the guy offering booze.

wilde_genius March 18 2010, 23:31:10 UTC

The ratio of my willingness to share vs. notes I actually have is possibly a bit high, but I'll tell you whatever you like.

proof_rock March 18 2010, 16:37:03 UTC

Enjoy your hotel, I say a touch sardonically although you at least have the good fortune to lack a roommate. Human roommate, anyway. If you don't find someone to catch up with for the course with Santayana, he's a serious man but a good one; find him during his office hours and he's quite skilled at bringing someone up to speed in a short amount of time.

thecrack_up March 18 2010, 22:43:11 UTC

Thanks for the tip. Right now a human roommate, no matter how loathsome, would be handy to fight the cockroaches off of my chicken salad sandwich I bought out of the cooler case at Lucy's. I'm hoping I survive the night.

proof_rock March 19 2010, 03:08:52 UTC

Cockroaches. May there be a God, and may he protect you. Dear Christ.

evelynrevisited March 18 2010, 16:52:08 UTC

Hell, I live in a shitty motel. Former motel, even--worse, no cleaning staff and it's owned by the school. No one wants to live here, so ask Housing Services about Aspen today. (Cheap as discount dirt, too.)

wilde_genius March 18 2010, 16:59:05 UTC

I thought they invented motels for clandestine love affairs, the murder-suicides that follow the clandestine love affairs, the other murders, and the other suicides; they did a bang-up job. But this is a place with no cleaning staff? Now they've outdone themselves.

tollingforthee March 18 2010, 17:10:10 UTC

They did invent motels for that. That's why Evelyn lives in one.

evelynrevisited March 18 2010, 17:49:12 UTC

Once more Hemi steals my lines. If I hadn't socked him fr it yesterday I may have to do it again anyway.

Truly, my abode is the very apex of torrid delights. Though it's been sickeningly quiet of late, I'm thinking of fixing that.

Who's up for a party? I'm thinking of filling a bathtub full of hunch-punch and making you all drink it. No guarantees for it being only liquor-laced, of course. As we've discovered in the past I've no skill in maintaining order in my affairs, and hardly intend to start now.

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Via email: on_the_dot March 20 2010, 05:24:36 UTC

To: fsfitzgerald@meridian.edu
From: drothschild@meridian.edu
Re: velvet elvis

Don't think this is creepy, I just know how to use campus directories and I still have my email. I'm auditing both Studies in Persuasion and Mass Media this term. Labunsky likes to hold classes in places that serve vodka at least once every two weeks, you'll love it. Or so I assume. I would, in your shoes.

DOT