So I'm taking a stand;
And, apple in hand;
I pull up my sleeve;

It's time that I make like an apple tree and leave.

My dad never pushes his chair back under the dinner table, so I always have to do it if I want to walk into the kitchen. And every time I do, I do it slowly because I don't want to smash Max, who usually sleeps down there. But Max has been dead for a while now.

Force of habit, I guess.

COM TOWER B

Thick black smoke fills the moonlit night as the six metal blades churn and pump through the air, desperate, grasping, failing. The Russian gunship hovers spasmodically, jerking quickly from left to right, almost acrobatic given the bulk of the aircraft.

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Make a hole with the gun perpendicular
To the name of this town in a desk top world
Exit wound in a foreign nation
Showing the name of the one this was written for

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"I never was a punk;
I never shot junk;
I never even tried;
Counter culture passed me right by"


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