Twin Snakes. I will do Twin Snakes ( Read more... )

Can anyone think of a reason for Mallory to NOT dye her hair red for prom ala Sydney Bristow?

Fuck I should have stipulated that when I asked her.

BIRTHDAY PARTY ( Read more... )

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Who wants candy? This is applicable to anyone. To everyone.

COUPON
GOOD FOR ONE (1) FREE PIECE OF CANDY FROM THE OPRFHS CAFETERIA
CANDY MUST BE AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE BY SNAP ACCOUNT
OFFER EXPIRES AS SOON AS MY GOOD MOOD DISAPPEARS
LIMIT ONE
OFFER VOID IN CALIFORNIA, OR IF YOU'RE A DICK.

Attack Sandwich: oh shit I jsut found out Kill Bill Vol 2 comes out tomorrow like a motherfucker ( Read more... )

Sometimes all this shit happens. I don't understand. The usual cynicism is missing from today's post. Just, letters from Japanese girls, a lack thereof from German girls, extra shifts, Weezer, making money, printing pictures, not writing papers, walking Mallory to gym. Walking Mallory to gym.

Just like The Aquabats! said ( Read more... )

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

***THE MORE YOU KNOW***

Wasn't me.

Kinda wish it was, though.

This is a test. It's kind of like a trick. Either way, I should be able to discern something from the results. If you get it, do what you have to do. If you don't, it's got nothing to do with you and you're not missing anything. See? Science is easy.