I hope that your last poop of 2009 was a good one.

I'm surprised that women in this country can sleep at night knowing that shows like "Bridezillas" & "The Real Housewives of ________" not only exist on tv, but seem to be popular.  Really, ladies, do you realize what a disservice the women on these shows do to your gender?

Not that we men don't have our own share of jackasses, but still...

If there's a list circulating out there, I'd like to vote for the following:

Bank of America
Comcast
Discover Financial

Not much.  Just a photo taken with a crappy camera while driving near Phoenix, AZ circa January 2004.


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1964 Ferrari 500 SuperFast Speciale.

Ferrari-like front, Jaguar-like rear... really, what's not to love?


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Oy.  I'm totally shvitsn. 

Starts today.


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Apparently, in some states, "procedure" is more important than Equal Protection.

Is there a point to having a Constitution in states where the initiative process is so revered?  Because, after all, one should be able to vote on one's Civil Rights the way one votes for high school Homecoming Court.

You wanted a fight.  You got one. 

Saturday I went out to dinner with a guy I've recently met.  Like many big-bellied brethren, booths aren't always my buddy.  So I asked the hostess for a table (of which there were several empty two-tops within eyesight ) & the hostess cheerfully & hastily leads us to a booth.  Though I've never been a waiter, I've always felt for people who wait ( Read more... )

The mandatory "Friend Finder" deprovement to the friends page has really ruined my Facebook experience.  It's about as useful as a Nerf dildo.