Gas prices are insane. Ok, so I was walking to the doctors office, and I look at the sign for gas and it says $3.39 for regular. Just a few days ago it was $2.85. So, I get out of the doctors and walk past the same gas station, around an hour later, and gas went up to $3.79. It went up 40 cents in an hour! Ha ha. Craziness ( Read more... )

So I had this dream. I was walking down the street, on my way to school. We were having a field trip that day, so I didn't want to be late. I had left my bag at home, but didn't care. But then I realized I also left my wallet at home, and I needed money for the trip. So I decided to turn around and go back. Then my shoe was untied, so I tied ( Read more... )

This woman fell at work today. She was just a visitor. The entrance of the building has two doors. There is one, then a little foyer(?) area and then another door. She tripped at the first door, fell and smacked her head into the second door. She was then on the floor for a while before she finally got up ( Read more... )

So, I was browsing craigslist for a new job when I came across this post. I was somewhat hesitant about posting it here, because I don't want Janice to think I am ripping her off, but it was just too funny.

Photographer for Personal Fantasy ShootSane WM exec looking for the right photographer to document a fantasy in which I imagine myself ( Read more... )

I want a DoWhacker.

Last nite was a waste of time and money. I went to see Straylight Run at the Patchogue Theatre. The two opening acts sucked so much. They both played nothing but acoustic music. The first act was just some annoying guy. Just because you sing loudly does not make it good singing. And don't get me wrong, acoustic music can be great, but these ( Read more... )

Crazy dreams last nite. Still can't fully sort them out or make out what events happened when. I remember being in school and someone broke the pieces of wood from my Scrabble game. So I got mad and threw them and then stormed out of the classroom. I was sliding down the railings of many stairs trying to escape. Finally this guy caught me, but ( Read more... )

Was going to say something, but I won't, because there is no point.

More proof that my life is destined to be shit. I was importing music into itunes today, and on every cd I would import, my favorite song would not work, because aparently the cd was too scratched up; sure every other crappy song would play fine, but the ones I really liked would sound like shit.

I keep burping. It tastes like chicken, cheddar cheese, and zesty italian dressing. So now that is what I want to eat. I miss it. But I won't be eating that anytime soon ( Read more... )