So yeah. I graduated from college, got a grown up job, and moved to Charlotte NC ( Read more... )

I don't want to be alone anymore.

Dear Shire Pharmacueticals,

Thank you for inventing Adderall.

Sincerely,
Becky Stewart

stupid bitch, i hope your plane crashes.

btw, i had my baby oct 8th. he's cute.

just for laughs, and because i can't sleep, i was reading through my old journal entries. and on january 18th, i was complaining about being fat - at the very end of the entry, i wrote "watch me turn out to be pregnant"

talk about ironic....

but yeah, my due date has come and gone, and still no baby. this is just unacceptable.

uncle.

al's friends are really horrible people, and i hope their trip to atlantic city is plagued with misfortune.

plus, they are all fat.

this has been a shitty day.

being pregnant officially sucks ( Read more... )

so as of monday night i am the proud owner of three handicapped salamanders. our friends jeremy and stephanie have these pet turtles, and while they were on vacation their three kids each caught a slamander from the river out back. they decided to have the salamanders live with the turtles, only to discover that turtles eat salamanders. so after ( Read more... )