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what a year for a new year
What should i name this year? The Year of Sweeping Personal Mistakes? The Year of Extremes? The Year of Self-Discovery? In any case, i'm glad it's over, and here is my year in review ( Read more... ) -
nobody can see us
Me: giant bowl of cereal!
Me: oh dang it, i should have made bacon and eggs.
Chelsea: you really hsould have
Chelsea: what kind of cereal?
Me: kix
Chelsea: MY FAVORITE CEREAL
Me: IKR?!
Chelsea: its soooooo good
Chelsea: fuck now i want some
Chelsea: all we have is special jk :(
Chelsea: k*
Chelsea: haha
Me: HAHAHA
Chelsea: that was pretty good -
i'm gonna quit this crazy scene
[Sitting on my sister's couch opening presents. I open a box.]
Phuong: Oh my god! An argyle sweater!
[Hold it up for all to see.]
Bryan: Hey, i bet my sweater is better than yours.
Phuong: WHAT.
[Bryan holds up the exact same sweater in the same color. We both laugh uncontrollaby for a moment.]
Bryan: Let's put them on right now!
Phuong: OKAY!!
And thus, ( Read more... ) -
i go to sleep
Okay, so a few things ( Read more... ) -
cold december
It is so cold that after i had finished eating my ravioli, the brown butter sauce that was left on my plate sitting in my lap had resolidified. How do i survive this? Do you need your hot tea to turn into iced tea? Here, let me cool that down with my hands for you ( Read more... ) -
give me place to be
For the month of november (and december and january) i decided to keep track of my alcohol consumption, as well as my alcohol consumption in direct relation to the holidays.
November end count:Guinness: 4 ( Read more... ) -
the bitch went nuts
WednesdayMy roommate went psycho. Oh Simon. Simon invited a guy to the party, so he had only one guest and of course Simon wants to bed this guy. Early on they even went to his room and shut the door and he said to me, "We'll be back in a while." They came out after a while and rejoined the party. I was busy with my friends and we were all in the ( Read more... ) -
y'all ain't nuttin'
I'm writing this update in TextEdit since LiveJournal is being uncooperative right now ( Read more... ) -
you're so evil and i'm so good
I get the most interesting results when i enter the search string "where to buy" "Wake the fuck up coffee" into google.
I had a very tiring day and i am going to sleep early for another tiring day tomorrow. -
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And in a flash, we have no Thanksgiving again.