Just thought I'd record here that my birthday was yesterday since everyone except apparently Mike, Leah, and my mum forgot. Not that I especially want it, as twenty-four was old enough, but knowing how pissy most of my friends get if anyone forgets their birthday, one would think they'd do a better job of keeping track of mine ( Read more... )

Hmmm, I'm afraid to take this. It may tell me what the rest of us already know, which is that I don't have a personality...well, let's see how it goes.
QUOTE [Name], your subconscious mind is driven most by Self-protection ( Read more... )

Or my hand broke. Whichever came first ( Read more... )

M'eh. Life hates me. Want proof? I own a plumbing company. We're in the middle of the driest spring/summer in over 100 years ( Read more... )

And so one of my friends tells me today..."Not guilty...WTF?". I was nonplussed, "Was there ever any doubt? He had more money than O.J." And he did it. We know he did it. HE knows he did it. Fuck, the reports say he showed "no reaction to the verdict". Well, no shit. He knew he'd bought them out. I'm sure half or more of the proceedings were ( Read more... )

http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20050613110609990001&ncid=NWS00010000000001No, really. Bitch gets five million dollars, blows it, and then whines how bad her life is. Fuck you, you cunt. Some entire families don't see that much income their entire lives. Yeah, you want your husband back. Fuck you again, everyone has people they'd ( Read more... )

It's funny when I think back to when I was younger, to think that when I was thirteen, I was bitter about almost everything, except women. Women, back then, to me, were still in my mind near-perfect beings not strictly incapable of doing wrong, just very, very unlikely. Back then, I still thought of women as things to be cherished, to be worshipped ( Read more... )

It always surprises me the things that people don't know, or how easily they can be impressed. I was stopping by Walgreen's on my way home today and saw a black girl with a dog, and I smiled and approached them. The girl hadn't noticed me until I was only a few paces off and reached to pet the dog, the girl's mum walking out of the store just as I ( Read more... )

You know, I've been thinking up a few things about how to make the world a more honest place. Let's spin a few of these ideas around ( Read more... )