the former converts the friends

i've lost it; i'm losing it. i'm a pulsating, dying organ...i exude morbid diathesis. completely and wholly susceptable to ruin and rot

because making up stupid traditions is always fun, here's one started last year.  last year's post...
and now the parallel aka thankstaking part deux:

i thought i'd update you all on what's going on here at the Landry residence:

my brother isn't coming at all this year.

oh, my brother has since finished beauty school and is working in a salon as ( Read more... )

i know you've all heard my ravings about how i think i'm smarter than everyone and i know you all think it's a load of horse shit, BUT high school and high school teachers are soo fucking stupid. i am totally over it...they are fucking idiots ( Read more... )

basically everyone's a liar, we all lie everyday multiple times a day. this is called being pleasant. mainly, the only very blatantly, disgustingly honest people i know of are those gross pregnant women awed by what is taking place in their body. think about it...when someone asks you how you are or how school is or whatever small talk almost ( Read more... )

my bad qualities. or rather a list of my bad qualities that i can think of. add to the list PLEASE ( Read more... )

just for the record, all shes, hers, and the like are me and all i's are me as well. i get confused when writing 'fiction' and forget which perspective i'm writing from ( Read more... )

fourthly. i tend to be very low drama, seemingly anyway. i'm not one to start an army of friends in order to turn them against another. i tend to keep serious arguments as well as petty ones between me and whomever else is involved rather than running off and telling everyone in order to convert them in someway to my 'side'. i like to let ( Read more... )

high school's a funny place. these peers of mine (peers in the sense of us all being fellow pupils of more or less the same age, though i could hardly consider them my peers)are entirely too immature. the other day i was making fun of how sophomoric middle school students' mannerisms are and then shortly thereafter realized that the same ( Read more... )

i went to the play yesterday, and it was quite good. i very much enjoyed it as it was subtlely funny and aught. plus, surrounding yrself with agreeable company never hurts. whereas surrounding yrself with people you'd rather not be around gets a little tedious ( Read more... )