new rule. cell phones are no longer aloud while being drunk. period.
me and casey figured out that new braunfels kids get drunk, call people, talk shit, appologize the next day, conversation goes asd follows, "hey man, why the hell did you call talking shit last night?" "oh sorry, i was drunk." "oh, ok then.", then do it again the next weekend. ( Read more... )

i had a message this morning that sent the last 3 years right back at me. whats the first words i hear of the day? "fuck you you stupid little skank. you fucking bitch. any time i think of you all i want to do is throw up you fucking whore. fuck you and your new boyfriend. i hope you have a fucking blast with that. because you know what. i have a ( Read more... )

im so happy. oh wait. that part of my life was a joke! remember? get it? a joke! a fucking god dammed joke. and man it was fucking hilarious. god. he has his ways to put smiles on everyones face. even to laugh at this great joke i just reminded everyone of.

you're standing off the white church and you're pitching me three words ( Read more... )

ugh. i feel sick. no sleep. worked 9:30-9:30. ate fast food. smoked too many cigarettes. drank a nasty energy drink. tried to stretch my ears but no luck. hurt too much. i'm shakey. and some bumpy rash thing on my thumb. still feel sick.
i'm free saturday night. hint hint. (no one wants me. i'm sad and lonely. someone make me happy and not lonely.)
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it's almost 12am and i just got out of work. my back is killing me. i spent half my day up on a ladder taking down and putting back up "heavy" boxes and maneuvering huge ass ladders around the store.

tomorrow is going to be a blast. all day with ronnie. *joy*

i had another dream about my teeth last night. it scared me. is that weird to have ( Read more... )

meet the barkers?! what the fuck is that!?!?!?!

alright. todays creepy event goes out to the oil changing man. i go to get my oil changed and when theyre done, the guy comes in and gives me my keys. he says, "i like your sticker." i say, "oh thanks, what sticker?" -"the bunny....can i?" -"uh, no......." (it's happy bunny pointing to crotch area reading "hi. eat me.")
that..... was not cool. he ( Read more... )

FUCK EVERYONE!
i'm sorry, but im a god dammed nice person. im great. so fuck everyone!!

i'm going to make this short and sweet.
horay for 21st birthdays.
happy birthday angel.
horay for free beer.
horay for asprin.
horay for jack in the box.
horay for nice people.
horay for car things.
horay for old "friends" calling.
horay for thowing up beer foam.
i drank those bitches really fast.
horay for free beer take two.

on another note. myles didn't ( Read more... )

i have to be at work in 6 hours. im very tired. and i dont feel like sleeping because i know ill just lay there and not go to sleep. i have the worst time sleeping. i don't get it. my mind wonders about and i can't stop talking to myself. and if that someone is there with me, i don't want to wake up and them not be there. i don't like that at all. ( Read more... )