Lamentations

[thelostseraph]

Please accept my deepest apologies for this morning's . . . incident.  I am told the clerics at the church are more than capable of treating minor burns.  If, however, you require monetary compensation for the loss of clothing, hair, etc., you may submit to me a form with your name and the estimated damages written upon it.  Do note that my salary

Comments

[heroic_commoner]

You did what?

[thelostseraph]

. . . If you did not partake of breakfast this morning between the hours of 0900 and 0945, I would urge that you ignore this message entirely.

I did think it was a peculiar order when it was handed to me . . .

[heroic_commoner]

Honestly, I can't think of any situation where somebody would want their food to actually be on fire... shouldn't you have at least double-checked before doing something that dangerous?

[thelostseraph]

He responded, "I want it as hot as you can make it!" when I asked.

[explosion_array]

For once something up really wasn't my fault!

That was your fault!?! Did you lose your common sense when you lost your memory!? One of my three sacred period of the day was ruined!

*produces a big, spiked club* Get on your knees and beg, woman!

[thelostseraph]

I am not a woman. And my apologies, but any perceived non-monetary losses shall not be reimbursed.

[explosion_array]

Eh? Oh, uh, sorry about the woman thing.

[explosion_array]

Wait, why am I apologizing!? Get back in the kitchen and replace my ruined breakfast!

I'll haaaave... one dozen eggs, 4 sunny side up, 2 poached, 6 scrambled in a omelette with cheese, mushrooms, avocado, bacon, and chives. The runny eggs should dripping over pan fried corn hash and hash browns. I'll need a bowl of cornflakes with sliced strawberries and bananas, two stacks of pancakes, 6 pieces of french toast, and 4 waffles with blue berries and whipped cream.

[hunterxofxrare]

Ooooh, so that was you? Well, at least you could say that you started your work with a baaaaang!

You're a new cook, right? Nice to meet youuu~!

[thelostseraph]

. . . Amusingly true.

Good to meet you as well. I am Ledah.

[hunterxofxrare]

I'm Mistral~!

[memento_mods]

((Noted.))

[mistshine]

Umm... usually when people say hot for food, they mean spicy. Not the temperature.

[thelostseraph]

My most sincere apologies, Mist. I do not think I have ever actually been in a kitchen before, though my creations have been surprisingly edible so far.