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themadmachine

A Vortex Christmas Special......

Dec 23, 2004 06:37

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hakk_a_lugi December 23 2004, 11:28:04 UTC

[Jake]: do you molest kids?
SantaClaus: I guess so.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

themadmachine December 23 2004, 13:41:58 UTC

Yeah, Santa is quite the paragon of depravity. As much as I relish his reponse to that question, I think I like his answer as to "why" even more.

[Jake]: why?
SantaClaus: I think you should start spreading the Christmas spirit and that will become clearer to you.

.....subject? anonymous December 23 2004, 13:51:05 UTC

Miss Piggy: So.....do you molest kids?
SantaClaus: Well, I think of every child as part of my family.

The Fiend! themadmachine December 23 2004, 14:29:59 UTC

HA! Special thanks to Donella for sharing a piece of her own experience in interrogating the red menace.

So it seems that me and Jake aren't the only ones to have uncovered Santa's darkside....the big, red bastard.

Re: The Fiend! pyrokid05 January 6 2005, 08:49:52 UTC

Ha Ha.. the "Big Red Bastard"... lol..

dazzling_dez December 24 2004, 11:21:27 UTC

SexyAttim: Do you masturbate ( ... )

themadmachine December 24 2004, 11:33:07 UTC

Funny shit....but I think that just implicated your OWN perversion over Santa's, no? Then again, I've got no room to talk considering who I'D want for Christmas... (hee hee!) ;) ;)

themadmachine December 25 2004, 10:54:20 UTC

(hee hee hee!!!) ;) ;) ;)

hmmm, abyssus_invocat December 25 2004, 19:48:23 UTC

it seems this red menace has come and gone, all that is left is to pick up the pieces and move on, only to prepare for next year, we will meet again, you horrible fat asshole!!!!

Re: hmmm, themadmachine December 26 2004, 14:41:00 UTC

The battle has only begun!

pyrokid05 January 3 2005, 08:10:17 UTC

Shit that was funny... certainly made my day a little brighter... lol